Funny Dream
Dear Nick,
I'd like to tell you about the funny dream I had last night. Some parts I will make special note on as they tie into real life events, but the rest is just nonsense.
First part of the dream- we were in our kitchen and I got to thinking how I still hadn't made use out of our silicone bakeware. I thought maybe I could make a bunt cake or coffee cake but then changed my mind because we wouldn't go through that (we're not big dessert eaters anymore). Then I got the idea that I would make you a massive jello jiggler (here is where it ties into real life - you bought jello jigglers last night for the first time in our 3+ years of being married! Must have made a big impact on me hehehe). I had 4 different shapes to choose from - a bunt circle, a star, something else I forget, and a front desk bell (okaaay?). I figured you would best appreciate the star. You were in the kitchen with me so I quickly threw the molds/bakeware on the counter opposite you and thought I'd make it later when you weren't around.
Then the dream took a turn. We were staying in a hotel and got led up to our room. It was a very tiny room with one regular door opening into the hallway and a sliding glass door also opening into another part of the hallway... there was just room enough for a bed (and a cot?). The room was ok, but unfortunately the bed and cot looked as if someone had just been sleeping in it (tie in to real life- we didn't have clean pillow cases when staying at Deerhurst--- not to mention blood on my pillow- thankfully the room wasn't in that bad of a state in my dream!). You and I were just about to dial the front desk to ask for a new room when housekeeping came in to change all the linen and take out the cot. We decided to leave them to it and went for a bit of a walk. Then for some reason you left the dream momentarily and I went back to the room alone.
When I got into our room I saw that the hotel had not only changed our linens but also decided to give our room a fresh coat of paint! And for some reason they removed all our furniture and our clothing from the room. I was about to phone down to the front desk again but as I was dialing 0 the manager came into our room- I asked her where all our clothes had gone because it was 8pm and I needed to get things sorted out soon because we were planning on going to bed by 9pm (tie in to real life- last night we went to bed at 9pm because I had the flu and you needed to catch up on sleep). For some reason I didn't seem so worried that our bed and dresser were gone! The manager said our clothes could be found in a room down the hall- a man who worked there took them (no explanation needed on my part as to why he would do that). So off I trekked down the hall to find this man. I went into the room she pointed out and it was full of racks and racks of expensive designer clothing. I called out for the man, "Excuse me, excuse me sir" hoping to find him and as I turned the corner there he was sitting on the toilet with the bathroom door opened! I pretended that I didn't see him and looked away as quick as I could still calling out "Excuse me, is anyone in here?". I took a moment to look at the designer clothes and was trying to see if there was anything I wanted as apparently you had given me permission to buy 1 item, when the man suddenly came up beside me. I said hello and told him what had happened and that I had spoken to the manager and she told me he had taken our clothes into this room. He completely denied it!! I said, "I'm sorry but the manager said you did take our clothes. They're not in our room anymore and we need them back soon so we can get to bed". I think he denied it again- the dream gets blurry here, but either way I ended up turning another corner and finding a woman tucked away in a closet, putting our folded clothes neatly on a shelf. I asked for them back, as they were ours, and she refused so I angrily shoved all our clothes off the shelf she had been stacking them on. This lady just looked at me and started to fold and put our clothes back on this closet shelf for a second time. I got really heated and swept them all off the shelf with a single motion of my arm. When she started to stack them up again I got so angry (this is where the dream gets really weird) that I violently attacked her... except she herself had turned into a shirt somewhere along the way, so I really attacked an anthropomorphic shirt... I grabbed the collar (her mouth? I don't want to know) and bit it to start a tear and RIPPED it apart with my hands. I guess that was the end of that because the next minute I was out in the man's clothing room again looking at racks of housecoats and trying one on for you (this is where you came back into the dream). It was a nice red fleecy one just like I've always wanted, like the one Rachel wore on Friends when she had the baby... except it came in like a bell shape at the bottom, which I did not like.
So there you have it. And I thought I only had weird dreams when I was pregnant. They've been pretty tame since Judah arrived up until now so I blame it on the flu and the 11 hours of sleep I had.
I'd like to tell you about the funny dream I had last night. Some parts I will make special note on as they tie into real life events, but the rest is just nonsense.
First part of the dream- we were in our kitchen and I got to thinking how I still hadn't made use out of our silicone bakeware. I thought maybe I could make a bunt cake or coffee cake but then changed my mind because we wouldn't go through that (we're not big dessert eaters anymore). Then I got the idea that I would make you a massive jello jiggler (here is where it ties into real life - you bought jello jigglers last night for the first time in our 3+ years of being married! Must have made a big impact on me hehehe). I had 4 different shapes to choose from - a bunt circle, a star, something else I forget, and a front desk bell (okaaay?). I figured you would best appreciate the star. You were in the kitchen with me so I quickly threw the molds/bakeware on the counter opposite you and thought I'd make it later when you weren't around.
Then the dream took a turn. We were staying in a hotel and got led up to our room. It was a very tiny room with one regular door opening into the hallway and a sliding glass door also opening into another part of the hallway... there was just room enough for a bed (and a cot?). The room was ok, but unfortunately the bed and cot looked as if someone had just been sleeping in it (tie in to real life- we didn't have clean pillow cases when staying at Deerhurst--- not to mention blood on my pillow- thankfully the room wasn't in that bad of a state in my dream!). You and I were just about to dial the front desk to ask for a new room when housekeeping came in to change all the linen and take out the cot. We decided to leave them to it and went for a bit of a walk. Then for some reason you left the dream momentarily and I went back to the room alone.
When I got into our room I saw that the hotel had not only changed our linens but also decided to give our room a fresh coat of paint! And for some reason they removed all our furniture and our clothing from the room. I was about to phone down to the front desk again but as I was dialing 0 the manager came into our room- I asked her where all our clothes had gone because it was 8pm and I needed to get things sorted out soon because we were planning on going to bed by 9pm (tie in to real life- last night we went to bed at 9pm because I had the flu and you needed to catch up on sleep). For some reason I didn't seem so worried that our bed and dresser were gone! The manager said our clothes could be found in a room down the hall- a man who worked there took them (no explanation needed on my part as to why he would do that). So off I trekked down the hall to find this man. I went into the room she pointed out and it was full of racks and racks of expensive designer clothing. I called out for the man, "Excuse me, excuse me sir" hoping to find him and as I turned the corner there he was sitting on the toilet with the bathroom door opened! I pretended that I didn't see him and looked away as quick as I could still calling out "Excuse me, is anyone in here?". I took a moment to look at the designer clothes and was trying to see if there was anything I wanted as apparently you had given me permission to buy 1 item, when the man suddenly came up beside me. I said hello and told him what had happened and that I had spoken to the manager and she told me he had taken our clothes into this room. He completely denied it!! I said, "I'm sorry but the manager said you did take our clothes. They're not in our room anymore and we need them back soon so we can get to bed". I think he denied it again- the dream gets blurry here, but either way I ended up turning another corner and finding a woman tucked away in a closet, putting our folded clothes neatly on a shelf. I asked for them back, as they were ours, and she refused so I angrily shoved all our clothes off the shelf she had been stacking them on. This lady just looked at me and started to fold and put our clothes back on this closet shelf for a second time. I got really heated and swept them all off the shelf with a single motion of my arm. When she started to stack them up again I got so angry (this is where the dream gets really weird) that I violently attacked her... except she herself had turned into a shirt somewhere along the way, so I really attacked an anthropomorphic shirt... I grabbed the collar (her mouth? I don't want to know) and bit it to start a tear and RIPPED it apart with my hands. I guess that was the end of that because the next minute I was out in the man's clothing room again looking at racks of housecoats and trying one on for you (this is where you came back into the dream). It was a nice red fleecy one just like I've always wanted, like the one Rachel wore on Friends when she had the baby... except it came in like a bell shape at the bottom, which I did not like.
So there you have it. And I thought I only had weird dreams when I was pregnant. They've been pretty tame since Judah arrived up until now so I blame it on the flu and the 11 hours of sleep I had.
LOL!
ReplyDelete"so I really attacked an anthropomorphic shirt"
Awesome.